Spontaneous Rhyming on FB part one:

So I started with one line on my status today and was encouraged by an old friend from my TV news days to keep going and so I did. I polished it up and added a bit for my blog friends and here it is for you to enjoy. Please imagine a portly gent in flannel who has  less teeth than fingers playing beatbox as I rhyme  just for atmosphere in your brain:

Spontaneous Liberal Rant/Rhyme on FB:

Whining about Weiner because I am bitter about Vitter.

Smart man shows his junk leaves the world in a funk because spineless Dems kow-tow and made him a quitter.

Ain’t that a shitter?
Vitter there he sits on the senate floor

Checking priceline for his whore

Nobody hollers ‘bout his using time or dollars

of constituents while he tries to rent

some vagina on company time.

Committing a crime.

Because it’s family values time!

Now I’m Mocking on the Bachmann and I'm railin' on Palin'

got an itch to bitch about Newt Gingrich

and I wish I were funnin' but Santorum is runnin'

I got a fix on his frothy mix

he spray papooses with his anal juices

and you need a tube for all that lube

we need a quorum on Santorum

runnin’ down your leg

Uncle Sam! WHAM!

mister you might be in an assload of jam.

And if you a Muslim he make you eat ham.

If you are gay better pray for the day of election to spank his erection

For power over your love cuz he thinks God above

Gave him power to shove your rights

All the way to Uranus. Fucking heinous.

Now Boy-eee! You better-

Hit the deck here comes Beck ---Cryin’
‘bout his ratings while people are dyin’

drink an orange crush

throw it at Rush

Limbaugh

watch fatty run like my mee-maw

to her trailer to watch hee-haw

if we really want to be failin'

elect Donald Trump and his ho-dee-oh dee-oh Sarah Palin

OAK TREE!

Lady got a wooden head and Donnie’s hair is well fed.

Maybe Mitt and Michele will save us from hell
but only if they ain’t elected
That meat is stinky it wasn’t inspected.

E-COLI can I get a holla hole in my colon?

There’s no way of knowin’ if my tumor is growin’

‘cause healthcare is for COMMIES.

Peace out (of the middle east)